Welcome to dwainapedia!

I am Dwain, and I know things. Important things, interesting things, and exciting things. Things you should know. This wiki is my attempt at capturing that information and giving it to the masses - masses like you.

For example, I know:

• books, like The Junk Whisperer, and The Supervillain's Guide to Philanthropy
• comics, like the X-Men
• Hanover, PA
• The Supreme Court of the United States
• The identity of the greatest living actor
• Pirates

There are things I do not know:

• European soccer (football)
• Star Trek
• Baseball
• How to quit you (couldn't help it)

There are things I'm ashamed I know

Please use the information I know to better your life. Please do not use the information I know to steal my life and become me.